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I'm Paula K. Lynch of Los Angeles, CA. I produce Celtic, classical, and world music, rock variations on those, and some funny/stupid parodies as well. I run several web pages on Armydiller.com devoted to promoting other bands in these genres. I grew up in Scotland and Texas--this explains my logo, the "armydiller" (armadillo) playing bagpipes.

Some free downloads are at the bottom of the page.

Some full LoFi & HiFi streams are available on my SoundClick home page.

MOST TRACKS BELOW AND THEN SOME (INCLUDING FREEBIES!) ARE AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD ON MY LULU.COM HOME PAGE.

CELTIC

Some traditional, some Celtic rock. All instrumental, since I sing like Janet Reno looks. Heh.

Play Clip	Buy Track	Description
		The Irish Washerwoman. My Celtic rock interpretation of the Irish classic. You know it -- play it!
		The Boatman (Fhir A Bhata). Scottish traditional about a woman's painful wait for her lover to return from sea. Instrumental.
		The Stolen Child. Original song inspired by the Yeats poem of the same name. Haunting tune on Celtic harp, oboe, bassoon, strings, guitar.
		The Galtee Hunt. My spin on the Irish traditional. Short track.
		Scotland the Brave (Haggis Cut). Short and sweet.
		Jig of Slurs. Misnamed. Oh well. My sister informed me that my version of this traditional song is nice, but "Jig of Slurs" is another song entirely. Got my titles mixed up. Anyway, this is a Celtic rock version of it. An old track.
		Blackjack Davy. My sick rocked-out version. :)
		Harp Attack. Celtic harp stars. Short track.
		Water Under The Keel. Another rock-ish interpretation of a traditional piece. A tallship cuts through the waves and fires a few broadsides! Electric fiddles & guitars, blazing bodhrans... you'll like. 320 kbps -- high quality sound. Sound fx and this picture courtesy of "HMS" Rose ("she" played the HMS Surprise in the movie "Master & Commander: The Far Side of the World").

CD also includes free tracks: My Heart Will Go On and Newfoundland (see free downloads at bottom of page).

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CLASSICAL

I have a thing for ruining classical pieces. Oh yes, I do.

Play Clip	Buy Track	Description
		Bach Double Guitar Concerto. Bach's "Double Violin Concerto" on... ELECTRIC GUITARS! Oh the humanity.
		Pachelbel's Canon in Hell (Cheese Mix). A rock version. Was very popular on MP3.com back in the day. Oh the humanity.
		Violince. Classical rock! A violent violin.
		Baroke! My first attempt at a movement-based classical piece. What's up with the title? If it ain't baroke, don't... blah.
		The Hallelujah Chorus (Cheese Mix). Handel's Hallelujah Chorus on a rocked-out reggae beat thingo. An old track.
		Harp Attack. Celtic harp, accompanied by strings & woodwinds. Short track.

I have plans to put up a page for Classical Music similar to those I've got up for Celtic, World, & Funny. Email me if you want to have your classical music featured on it (focus will be on classical ROCK, but I'll accept other stuff too).

ALL TRACKS - best value

Includes all tracks above plus these & some freebies. Some gawd-awful stupid stuff in here too. This CD represents the entire body of my work so far, good and, well, bad. Hey, even the bad is good for a laugh.

Play Clip	Buy Track	Description
		Mecca. Middle Eastern rock-type thingo.
		Chicken Train. The sordid tale of a sinister "Chicken Train" that haunts the backwoods of Tennessee. A rare glimpse of my singing voice. Lyrics.
		The Auctioneer. The sad, yet hysterical, story of how I went broke. Done country ballad style. Think Ray Stevens. WARNING: Mild *bleeped* profanity.
		I Was Happy-Assed! This is the song "My Cat Cooter" (see Free Downloads below) was based on. It's just so... HAPPY-ASSED! Instrumental.
		Osama Bites (O Holy Night). Former MP3.com artist Lorin Swelk and I butchered "O Holy Night". I provided the "virgins". Heh. WARNING: Mild profanity. Lyrics.

CD also includes free tracks: My Heart Will Go On, Newfoundland, A Swingin' Safari, Happy Birthday (You Old Fart), and Piper Doon! (see free downloads at bottom of page).

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FREE DOWNLOADS

To download a track, right click on the download button and 'Save As' or 'Save Target As'. Downloads are full songs in MP3 format. You may need to unZIP them with a program like WinZip, WinRAR, or PKZip.

Play Clip	Down load	Description
	2.6 MB	(CELTIC) Newfoundland (Cover). Free cover track, mini demo version (less complete than original artist Liam O'Flynn's recording, which you should buy here anyway if you really like the song). This track is more of a thought, really, but it's a truly beautiful tune on bagpipes. O'Flynn's version is done on the more beautiful Uilleann pipes. FREE on "A Wee Bit O' Celtica" and "$50,000 Lawn Gnome" CDs. FREE TRACK on Lulu.com.
	2.7 MB	(CELTIC) My Heart Will Go On (Cover). Free cover track, mini demo version. My relatively faithful instrumental cover version of the Celine Dion blockbuster. Get the real one by Celine here. FREE on "A Wee Bit O' Celtica" and "$50,000 Lawn Gnome" CDs. FREE TRACK on Lulu.com.
	1.7 MB	(BIG BAND) A Swingin' Safari (Cover). Big-band jazz fun. This is my cover version of the original (by Billy Vaughn -- his CD is here). FREE on "$50,000 Lawn Gnome" CD. FREE TRACK on Lulu.com.
	617 KB	(STUPID!) Happy Birthday, You Old Fart (Cover). A fine and fluffy song you can inflict on a friend for his/her birthday. Wretched beyond belief, based around a tune whose title I have long forgotten. FREE on "$50K Lawn Gnome" CD.
	2.38 MB	(STUPID!) Kill Osama (Hallelujah). More Osama abuse. To the tune of Handel's Hallelujah Chorus. Features my wretched voice in all its glory -- 3 part harmony! WARNING: Mild profanity. Lyrics. FREE on "$50K Lawn Gnome" CD.
	232 KB	(STUPID!) Piper Doon! (Cover). A piper is down. I repeat, a piper is down. Quick download worth a giggle. Listed as a "Cover" since I borrowed sound clips; One is Mike Myers from "So I Married An Axe Murderer", and I'll be damned if I can recall who played the bagpipes in another clip. FREE on "$50K Lawn Gnome" CD.