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Armydiller's
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I'm
Paula K. Lynch of Los Angeles, CA. I produce Celtic,
classical, and world
music, rock variations
on those, and some funny/stupid
parodies as well. I run several web pages
on Armydiller.com devoted to promoting other bands in these
genres. I grew up in Scotland and Texas--this explains my
logo, the "armydiller" (armadillo) playing bagpipes.
Some
free downloads are
at the bottom of the page.
Some full LoFi & HiFi streams are available on my
SoundClick home page.
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MOST
TRACKS BELOW AND THEN SOME (INCLUDING FREEBIES!) ARE AVAILABLE
FOR DOWNLOAD ON MY LULU.COM
HOME PAGE. |
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"A
Wee Bit O' Celtica"
$8.00
USD (includes
tax, shipping & handling)
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CELTIC
Some
traditional, some Celtic rock. All instrumental, since I sing
like Janet Reno looks. Heh.
CD
also includes free tracks:
My Heart Will Go On and Newfoundland
(see free downloads at bottom of page).
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"Paula
Wrecks Some Classics"
$7.00
USD
(includes
tax, shipping & handling)
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CLASSICAL
I have a
thing for ruining classical pieces. Oh yes, I do.
I have
plans to put up a page for Classical Music
similar to those I've got up for Celtic, World, & Funny.
Email me if you want to have your classical music featured
on it (focus will be on classical ROCK, but I'll accept other
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"$50,000
Lawn Gnome"
$16.00
USD
(includes
tax, shipping & handling)
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ALL
TRACKS - best value
Includes
all tracks above plus these & some freebies.
Some gawd-awful stupid stuff in here too. This
CD represents the entire body of my work so far, good and,
well, bad. Hey, even the bad is good for a laugh.
CD
also includes free tracks:
My Heart Will Go On, Newfoundland,
A Swingin' Safari, Happy
Birthday (You Old Fart), and Piper
Doon! (see free downloads at bottom of page).
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FREE
DOWNLOADS
To
download
a track, right click
on the download button and 'Save As' or 'Save Target As'.
Downloads are full songs in MP3 format. You may need to unZIP
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2.6 MB |
(CELTIC)
Newfoundland (Cover). Free cover track, mini demo
version (less complete than original artist Liam O'Flynn's
recording, which you should buy here anyway if you really like the
song). This track is more of a thought, really, but
it's a truly beautiful tune on bagpipes. O'Flynn's version
is done on the more beautiful Uilleann pipes.
FREE
on "A Wee Bit O' Celtica" and "$50,000
Lawn Gnome" CDs.
FREE TRACK on Lulu.com. |
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2.7 MB |
(CELTIC)
My Heart Will Go On (Cover). Free cover track, mini demo
version. My relatively faithful instrumental cover version
of the Celine Dion blockbuster. Get the real one by
Celine here.
FREE
on "A Wee Bit O' Celtica" and "$50,000
Lawn Gnome" CDs.
FREE TRACK on Lulu.com.
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1.7 MB |
(BIG
BAND) A Swingin' Safari (Cover).
Big-band jazz fun. This is my cover version of the original
(by Billy Vaughn -- his CD is here).
FREE
on "$50,000 Lawn Gnome" CD.
FREE TRACK on Lulu.com. |
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617 KB |
(STUPID!)
Happy Birthday, You Old
Fart (Cover). A fine and fluffy song you
can inflict on a friend for his/her birthday. Wretched
beyond belief, based around a tune whose title I have
long forgotten.
FREE
on "$50K Lawn Gnome" CD. |
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2.38 MB |
(STUPID!)
Kill
Osama (Hallelujah). More Osama abuse. To the tune
of Handel's Hallelujah Chorus. Features my wretched voice
in all its glory -- 3 part harmony! WARNING:
Mild profanity. Lyrics.
FREE
on "$50K Lawn Gnome" CD. |
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232 KB |
(STUPID!) Piper Doon!
(Cover). A piper is down.
I repeat, a piper is down.
Quick
download worth a giggle. Listed as a "Cover"
since I borrowed sound clips; One is Mike Myers from "So
I Married An Axe Murderer", and I'll be damned if
I can recall who played the bagpipes in another clip.
FREE
on "$50K Lawn Gnome" CD. |
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ATTN
FORMER MP3.COM ARTISTS: I
put together a list of other OMDs (music hosting services)
for you to think about here. |
Legal
crap: Paula K. Lynch owns copyrights on all material not noted with
"Cover". Copyrighted material may not be reproduced in
any form without permission of author. By stealing my music, you
agree to have your nads slow-roasted over a large bonfire. Do not
taunt Happy Fun Ball.
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there a broken link? Any questions?

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