Twisted Tunes (courtesy of Bob Rivers), featuring
 "Oops I Farted Again"
"Caught Me One-Handed" Parental Advisory
"Feeling Boobies"
"You've Got to Change Your Underwear"
"Drivers on the Phone"
"Bisexual" Parental Advisory
"Freeballin'" Parental Advisory
"D.W.I. Colorado"
"White Ford Bronco"
"Whitewater"
"Bathroom on the Right"
"7 Eleven - Mark Jonathan Davis"
"Addicted To Butts"
"Al-Qaida"
"Ballad Of Gary Condit" Parental Advisory
"Burgers On The Grill"
"Cat's in the Kettle - Manic Larry Baker"
"Cheeseburger With Parasites"
"Clean the Cat Box"
"Cleanin' Out The Fridge"
"Goodbye Saddam"
"Heavin' On A Jet Plane"
"Hemorrhoids"
"Where Have All the Weapons Gone?"
"Hussein"
"I Perspire"
"Kosovo" This is Bob Rivers' song that those Norwegian soldiers used in the wildly popular Internet-distributed video. See the video here.
Hysterically funny parodies, courtesy of the Bob Rivers Show on KZOK 102.5 FM, Seattle's Classic Rock radio. Be sure to visit his site for tons more great stuff.

Twisted Tunes, Vol. 1 (courtesy of Bob Rivers), featuring
 "Three Inch Tool" Parental Advisory
"You Don't Smell Like Flowers"
"Downtown in the 90s"
"What An Ugly Man He Was"
"The Old Man (Is On The Commode)"
"Free as a Turd"
"PLO's & Israelis"
"Spinning Reel"
"Middle Age Waistline"
"Minimum Wage"
"Baby Madonna"
"Asshole Son"
"Take a Whack on the U.S. Side"
"Strawberry Rehabs Forever"
"Magic Comet Ride"
Great parodies!

Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2 (courtesy of Bob Rivers), featuring
"When a Man Loves a Chicken"
"What if God Smoked Cannabis?"
"Read It In the Tabloids"
"How It Feels (To Be Old)"
"Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested For AIDS)"
"I'm a Weight Watcher"
"I Used to Rock & Roll All Night"
"Beat Up Old Jetliner"
"Getting Fatter All the Time"
"I'm Just a Singer in a Holiday Inn"
"Officer Fuhrman"
"OJ's Trial Thing" Sam Kinison!
"Bowel Moves"
"Wrong Foot Amputated"
"Mr. Magoo"
Take a walk down tabloid memory lane with some of these, ya poor old rockers.

Moe Fugger, featuring
"Moe Fugger Malt Liquor" Parental Advisory!
"Camel Toe Jeans" Parental Advisory!
"Moe Fugger's Nuts" Parental Advisory!
"Rectal Mints"
"Santa Kicks A Little Elf Ass" Parental Advisory!
"Santa" has some of the best, sickest sound effects I've ever heard. CD's about $10 and loaded with great bits like these.

Stephen Lynch, featuring
"Kill A Kitten" (opens in new window) Parental Advisory!
"Lullaby" (CLIP) Parental Advisory!
"Special" (CLIP)
Stephen Lynch's beautiful voice is just a front. He's really one sick, sick, sick puppy, and I like that about him. He plays live and has done a Comedy Central special called "A Little Bit Special". Check out Stephen's home page for details about how to see him.

Stephen Lynch, featuring (CLIPS)
"Dr. Stephen" Parental Advisory!
"Superhero" Parental Advisory!
"Priest" Parental Advisory!
The clips don't do the album justice, but you get the idea. :) Seriously, buy Stephen Lynch's CDs. I play the living crap out of mine.

Da Yoopers - For Diehards Only, featuring
"Diarrhea"
"Dog Named Zippo"
"Da Couch Dat Burps"
From the Upper Peninsula of Michigan come Da Yoopers, full of humor, scary accents, and rude noises. Other funny and bizarre tunes/skits on this album include "Rusty Chevrolet" (to the tune of "Jingle Bells"), the "Cow Pie Song", "Beer Gut" and "Nightmare in My Bathroom". You know you want to hear them.

Bob Ricci - Get A Life, featuring (CLIPS)
"Hermaphrodite"
"Ode to Playboy"
"Whiny Slimy Creepy"
"My Girlfriend's Back"
Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz (Weird Al Yankovic's drummer) had this to say: "Great Stuff! It's well played and well recorded. What more could you ask for? Some of the tracks sound like something Al would have recorded!"

Ookla the Mok - Super Secret, featuring (CLIPS)
"Das Uber Tuber, or The Mystery of Mr. P." Mr Potato-Head the Superhero?!
"Stop Talking About Comics Books or I'll Kill You" Title says it all. Heh.
"My Secret Origin"
Classics by white guys who read way too many comic books -- feel the pop-rock fury of Ookla the Mok. Comic-Con geeks should love this.

Ookla the Mok - oh okay LA, featuring (CLIPS)
"P.M. Prima Donna" An ode to the originality of Cher.
"F. People " Famous people are weird. Don't judge Michael Jackson before you've "walked a mile backwards in his sequined shoes".
"W.W.S.D" What would Scooby do?
Positively brilliant lyrics; a brilliantly executed theme album all about celebrity, media, pop culture, and lost love.

The Arrogant Worms - Dirt! featuring (CLIPS)
"The Gaelic Song" A hilarious commentary on the Celts and their language.
"I Am Cow" I am cow, hear me moo...
"Rocks and Trees" O Canada!
"A Man Has Needs" They do.
Some great parodies, including spoofs on the Celtic language, men, cows, and Canada.

Brian Weeks - Love Songs For Men, featuring (CLIPS)
"I Wish I Had My Own T*ts" Parental Advisory!
"The Ballad of Neil & Bob" Parental Advisory!
"The First Time We Made Love" Parental Advisory!
From the site: "We [men] are fragile, sensitive creatures filled with emotions. Well, OK, maybe it's just one emotion, but we're definitely full of it."

Poop House Reilly - Number Two, featuring (CLIPS)
"Chief Bowl Packa"
"Timmy Got Tourettes" Parental Advisory!
"Funky Butt"
Hillbilly, comedy, funk rock from Sweden's hottest "boy band"! Hear more of their stuff on their website.

Roadside Attraction, featuring (CLIPS in RealAudio)
"Hillbilly Love" Parental Advisory!
  "Whale Blubber" Parental Advisory!
"Two of Me"
I think their CDBaby page describes the album aptly: "Dripping with humor, sex appeal, and insightful lyrics, this collection of unparalleled rock songs will make you think like a philosopher and shake your butt like a drunken frat boy." See their website for more!

The Very Best of Dr. Demento, featuring (CLIPS)
  "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"
"The Scotsman"
"Yoda"
"Fish Heads"
The one, the only... Dr. Demento, King of Novelty Music.

Mondo Fax, The Singing Judge, featuring (CLIPS)
  "S-T-U-P-I-D-I-T-Y"
"I'm Saving Hanukkah for Monica"
"Osama People Make Me Falafel" (OY!)
Mondo Fax is legally insane. Allegedly. Heh.

Kacey Jones, featuring (CLIPS)
 "Every Man I Love is Either Married, Gay or Dead"
"You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly"
"Christmas Card From A Hooker in Minneapolis"
Rave reviews from People Magazine and Dr. Demento! Loretta Lynn meets George Carlin -- hysterical country.

Eric Schwartz, featuring (CLIPS)
"Who Da Bitch Now?" Parental Advisory!
"Taco Bill's Cannon" Parental Advisory!
"I Swear, She Said She Was 18" Parental Advisory!
Wonderfully offensive songs your mother would hate. You'll laugh, you'll cringe. "Taco Bill's Canon" is a perversion of Pachelbel's Canon.

The Nonkey Brothers, featuring
"Floater"
"Low Sperm Count"
"Caught Short"
"Bigger Knickers or a Smaller Arse"
"How Big is My Pooh?"
Some seriously sick, immature stuff. Exactly why I like it! Oy vey... other song titles include "I've Had Your Mum," "Phrrrt," "Burpin' the Vowels," "Nancy Thundercrust," "I've Got a Hungry Bottom"... you get the picture. Heh.

Paula K. Lynch, featuring (CLIPS)
"Chicken Train"
"The Auctioneer "
"Osama Bites (O Holy Night)"
I am so sorry for these songs. But you can buy my tracks--cheap!--and support my bad habit of bringing you funny music via this site. "Osama Bites" features the Lorin Swelk Orchestra.

Other stuff I do (Celtic, classical, World--usually with a rock kick):
"Water Under The Keel"
"The Boatman (Fhir A Bhata)"
"Mecca"
"Newfoundland (Cover)"
"My Heart Will Go On (Cover)"
"Pachelbel's Canon in Hell"
"Bach Double Guitar Concerto"

Monty Python Sings, featuring (CLIPS)
"Sit On My Face"
"Lumberjack Song"
"Penis Song" Parental Advisory!
An essential album for Python fans. Other songs include "Every Sperm is Sacred," "I Like Chinese," and the "Spam Song."

Deirdre Flint, featuring (CLIPS)
"The Boob Fairy"
"The Bridesmaid Dress Song"
"I'm Single"
Tales of narcoleptic hand models operating chippers, bridesmaids gone bad and deadbeat boob fairies.

Skunkweed, featuring
"South Carolina" Parental Advisory
"Camel Toe" Parental Advisory
"Send in the Bitches" Parental Advisory
Seriously funny band. Check out the lead singer's pipes on "Camel Toe"!

Kenny McMahon, featuring (CLIPS)
"If She Don't See My Beer, I Won't Hear Her Whine"
"Chick Fights"
"Where's Your Sister?"
Jimmy Buffett-meets-Adam Sandler. He's Homer Simpson, Al Bundy and Hank Hill with a guitar.

Eugene Clapp, featuring (CLIPS)
"She Farted"
"The Ballad Of Yang Hung Lo" Parental Advisory
"Booger Pickers"
Oh, come on, look at the titles of these songs! You know you want to listen.

KJV Presents, featuring (CLIPS)
"Fart In An Elevator" Spoof on "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" theme.
"Titties" Parental Advisory
"Dance Get On Up" Parental Advisory
"Looshay"
Bizarre, fun, sick, it's all here. Hip hop on acid.

KJV Presents, featuring (CLIPS)
"Girl How You Get The Camel Toe" Parental Advisory
"Girl Is You A Retard" There's a "dooiii" sound effect in here that cracks me the hell up.
"Girl I'm MC Lisp" Sounds suspiciously like Mike Tyson, heh.
Wick-snickety, ya'll.
August/Sept. 2005: Please note that as of right now KJV Presents is donating all of the profits from the sale of this CD to the Red Cross for relief efforts in the South.

Born Again Chickens, featuring (CLIPS)
"Onward Christian Chickens, Marching ‘Cross the Road!"
"A Mighty Rooster is Our God!"
Oh dear. Yes, Born Again Chickens. Some very, uh, original interpretations of some of Christianity's most beautiful hymns. See if you can keep a straight face while trying to imagine the artist during a recording session.

The Presidents of the United States of America, featuring (CLIPS)
"We Are Not Going To Make It"
"Lump"
"Kitty"
If you don't know "Lump", you might be dead. This is a 10th anniversary album for the band, who produced 3 top 40 hits and earned two Grammy nominations. Very quirky, funny stuff, especially "We Are Not Going To Make It," which was clearly a failed prediction. Weird Al Yankovic even parodied Lump ("Gump"). (See the "Gump" video in the "Videos" section at the right.)

Misplaced Comedy Group, featuring (CLIPS)
"Friends in Blown-Up Places"
"Muslim Barbie"
"The Afghanistan Dating Game"
Some very funny political humor! Be sure to hear "Elf Pickup Lines" on their Soundclick page.